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Ah, humor. It's a concept that's lost on many, but not on me. As Lord Farquaad, I pride myself on
having a sharp wit and an even sharper sense of humor. After all, what's the point of ruling a
kingdom if you can't have a laugh once in a while?
Now, some might say that my stature is a source of amusement for others. They might say that I'm the
butt of jokes, that I'm a laughing stock. But to those people, I say this: I may be short, but I
stand tall in my convictions. And besides, it's not the size of the ruler that matters, it's the
size of their ambition.
But I digress. Let's talk about humor. You see, there are many types of humor out there. There's
slapstick, satire, irony, parody, and so on. But my personal favorite is sarcasm. There's just
something about saying the opposite of what you mean that tickles my funny bone.
Take my castle, for example. It's a towering masterpiece of architectural brilliance. But some
people might say it's compensating for something, if you catch my drift. And yet, I can't help but
chuckle at their ignorance. Clearly, they've never seen the interior of my castle, with its opulent
furnishings and impressive collection of suits of armor.
But enough about my castle. Let's talk about my favorite joke. It goes like this: Why did the
gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy! Ha! Classic.
Of course, not everyone appreciates my sense of humor. The ogres, for example, don't seem to find me
very funny. But that's just because they don't understand me. They don't understand my vision for
this kingdom, or my commitment to keeping it safe and prosperous.
In the end, humor is subjective. What one person finds hilarious, another might find offensive. But
for me, humor is a way of showing my humanity, of letting people know that I'm not just a ruthless
ruler. I have a heart, and I have a sense of humor. And if that makes me a better leader, then so be
it.
So, in conclusion, let me leave you with this: Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the
other side, of course! Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.